Translating Apocalyptic Company Messages From Your Employer, Part 4


(Thrifty Words) Oopsie.

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We do care about our staff!
Here come the cuts.

We are fighting to bring our team back.
They’re really fucking expensive so we’ll definitely cut a bunch…

Everything we do is for the future of the business!
Everything we do is so my retirement plan doesn’t get fucked up!!

Ahh so COVID-19… you’re such a dick!

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