50 WORD MICROFICTION
(Thrifty Words) Oopsie.
We do care about our staff!
Here come the cuts.
We are fighting to bring our team back.
They’re really fucking expensive so we’ll definitely cut a bunch…
Everything we do is for the future of the business!
Everything we do is so my retirement plan doesn’t get fucked up!!
Ahh so COVID-19… you’re such a dick!
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