Translating Apocalyptic Company Messages From Your Employer, Part 3

50 WORD MICROFICTION

(Thrifty Words) People have died.

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We encourage you to continue as normal.
We’re not coming into the office for the foreseeable future.

We have introduced social distancing in the office.
The canteen doesn’t count, right?

We are invested in the mental health of our staff.
Just man up, the ones that died were 300km away!


I am sure we have all been experiencing similar situations since the unwelcome introduction of COVID-19…


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