Translating Apocalyptic Company Messages From Your Employer, Part 2

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Realising the gravity of the situation

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We want to be transparent with communication throughout the business in this difficult time. Any questions?
Carefully crafted to contain zero useful information. Please do not ask questions.

We understand everyone is scared and anxious. We are here to support you all!
Stop whining you bunch of hypersensitive, pathetic losers.


I am sure we have all been experiencing similar situations since the unwelcome introduction of COVID-19…


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