POETRY HUMOUR SATIRE MYSTERY
And why? A Poem
Something happened in the bathroom
I suspect it was a sign
A clue to decipher
It’s playing havoc with my mind
Are they trying to tell me something?
What could it be?
This method of communication is new to me
And, I wonder who put them there
There was no sign of life
A magical gift they shared
I still can’t work out why
And this stealth mission
Planned with such precision
For how did they know what time I would come?
And how did they know I would choose this particular one?
For the sun to be in exactly the right spot
They must surely be a genius
They would have only got one shot
Something so ordinary and mundane has been transformed into a mystery
The rainbows that were cast
Were a gift to me
Quite probably laced with magic, to bring a smile to my face.
It’s the only possible explanation
Why else would there be rainbows in the toilet?