Dear Tween-Self


(Thrifty Words) Here Are Some Things You Should Know

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Ha! You were right about the vegetarians. Predicting trends since FOREVER!

Don’t worry about the cats and dogs, it all works out in the end.

You will live abroad – one day.

Those kids that were mean at school are either dead, in prison or trying to add you on Facebook.

You can find more pearls of infinite wisdom from the same author here: (that was sarcasm by the way, in case you weren’t sure)

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