Dear Kid-Self


(Thrifty Words) Here are some things you should know.

Illustration by author © 2020

Dad didn’t know that the neighbourhood cats would poop and pee in your sandpit, it wasn’t his fault.

Chalky the goldfish had a terrible life before you took him home. 
That one single day that you owned him was the best day ever. 
He died knowing that you loved him.

You can find more pearls of infinite wisdom from the same author here: (that was sarcasm by the way, in case you weren’t sure)

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